About Shrunken Women
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The Shrink-EZ company located in Pompano Beach, Florida has given me the rights to explain to the curious people of the world an online summary of their new book "What to expect when you're expecting: SW Edition"©. They would like to promote their new book as well as let people know about their unique and safe to use shrinking products. They hope that in time, with more current knowledge of partner shrinking, their company can spread into other states and hopefully in other countries too!*
* Shrink-EZ© is not responsible for any mental problems, injuries, death, law suits, and/or divorce, due to use of our products. Please use our product(s) with caution. If for any reason the shrunkee inhibits animal like or temporary psychotic tensions, please knock the tiny woman unconscious and call our Toll Free Number, (800) 1SW-HELP, thats (800) 179-4357. Local offices have an SW Emergency Room Unit on 24 hour standby. Current locations are in Florida: Pompano Beach, Miami and Orlando. California: Los Angeles, San Francisco and Apple Valley. NewYork: NewYork City, Long Island and Ithaca. Texas: Dallas and Austin. For users in other cities, please make arrangements in case of an emergency. A 24 hour air transport is available for a fee(s). Prices vary by distance, restrictions apply. If you would like to request an SW Physician in your area, please contact customer service by pressing "0" when calling our Toll Free Number. Side effects of our shrinking products include, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, low blood pressure, increased sexual desire, uncontrollable shrinking, and a lower immune system