8) Don't totally give up on yourself if she still seems untamable. A shrunken woman has the tendency to get into trouble. She might think she knows what she is doing, but she is unaware of the dangers that can now threaten her at her new size. Home appliances, pets, and other humans will become a threat to her. Make sure to "save" her from these types of threats and she'll have no choice but to be grateful to your newly "amazing manly strength"...Well at least to her you'll seem powerful and heroic.

9) Don't worry if she goes out to prove her independence. With the purchase of this book we offer coupons for many tracking collars and other gadgets to keep your tiny delinquent at bay. Finding them will be a breeze!

10) Punishment for running away can be confinement. Make sure not to keep her in a cage too long, as she will grow wary and come to despise you. Also, a cage will not offer her a place to sleep in. After caging her, (if you haven't already) go to the store and buy her a doll house where she can sleep privately, and use the bathroom in privacy as well. A broken down woman appreciates a man who will let her keep her dignity.