On the second day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the third day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the fourth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the fifth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the sixth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the seventh day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Seven meals a-squirming
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the eighth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Eight furries yiffing
Seven meals a-squirming
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the ninth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Nine snakes a-gulping
Eight furries yiffing
Seven meals a-squirming
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the tenth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Ten surfers for sharky
Nine snakes a-gulping
Eight furries yiffing
Seven meals a-squirming
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the eleventh day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Eleven willing angels
Ten surfers for sharky
Nine snakes a-gulping
Eight furries yiffing
Seven meals a-squirming
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

On the twelth day of HEEEECKSmas
Duamutef gave to me
Twelve tasty faeries
Eleven willing angels
Ten surfers for sharky
Nine snakes a-gulping
Eight furries yiffing
Seven meals a-squirming
Six bloated stomachs
Five HUNGRY GIRLS
Four gurgling noises
Three girlies squirming
Two bunnies running
And a bottle of pepcid AC!

*Duamutef runs off as a thousand enraged elves charge after him for befouling their holiday*